- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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