your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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