- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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