Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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womens rights

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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