What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

the economy.

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