What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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