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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

John lazzaro likes dick

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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