- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

womens rights

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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