Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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