Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Cripples are lame.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Anti Joke

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