- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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