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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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