- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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