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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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