Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops