so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

HELLO EVERYONE

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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