Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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