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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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