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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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