What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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