What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What's worse than this That :(

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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