How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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