- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

jews

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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