Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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feminism

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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my penis

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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woman's rights

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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