- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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