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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

My cat just died.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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