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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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