- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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