Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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