- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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