Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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. . I am a whale

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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