What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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