5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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eat a hot dog

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Anti Joke

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