- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

You know what's cool? Yep.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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