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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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