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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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