- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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