- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

And you honored it I see :P

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

civil rights

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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