- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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