why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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