Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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A man goes to the potty.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Anti Joke

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