A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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