Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Chris is hairy

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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