- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

my penis

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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