What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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