- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

One, two, three, four and five

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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