Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Andoni was here

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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