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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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