- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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