- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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