- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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