- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Read a Book.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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