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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

And you honored it I see :P

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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