- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Jesus Christ

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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