How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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woman's rights

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Yes

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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