- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's better than a stick? A stone

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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