- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

whats worse than failing your maths test?

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

God is real.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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