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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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