A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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like if your cool

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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