- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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