- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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