- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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