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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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