there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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