- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

a man checks his mypsace

guess what? bannanas

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??