what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What's 9+10? 19

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

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