What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

the cow goes moo

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

I won the game.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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