- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

No.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

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