- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Ben is gay

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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