How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Hitler

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Rob Bell

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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