- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Military intelligence.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Anti jokes are funny

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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