Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Small breasts.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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anus soup

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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