- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Women's rights

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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