Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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...Jack Vale

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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