What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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