Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

johann grayson being liked

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

a horse walks into a barn

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

The chicken crossed the road.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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