What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

a horse walks into a barn

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Why were corners made? For crying.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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