why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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A joke

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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No.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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