Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

womans rights

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

penis

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

My dad beats my mom At checkers

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Miscarriages.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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