- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Religion

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why did the woman die Because she was old

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

My mom.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

You.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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