What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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AROUND

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Anti Joke

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