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Your mom.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

i have aids and a chode

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Oliver's friends

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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