- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Jasper sucks.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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