My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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An Irishman stays home

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Hello

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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penis

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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