What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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the cow goes moo

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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I won the game.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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cc

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What time is it? 10:58

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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