There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Turtles

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

A ginger rapping.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...