- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What time is it? 10:58

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A black person in the NHL

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

God is religiously proven to be real

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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