- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

how much fish could a chicken

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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