What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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