Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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