- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock come in

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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