- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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