- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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