- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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