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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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