- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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