- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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