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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

How you know when dislextic

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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